Dadzigflaggup is a god.

It takes the form of a small, smart fish.

Dadzigflaggup created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Dadzigflaggup, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dadzigflaggup, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dadzigflaggup's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dadzigflaggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing cyan shorts.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.