Dunnillcut is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, contented
salamander.
Dunnillcut created a bottom quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Dunnillcut, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dunnillcut, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Dunnillcut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Dunnillcut's Holy Commandments1. Never write about comets.
2. Always wear mauve.
3. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.
4. Never write about dark matter.
5. Do not listen to music.