Dunnillcut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented salamander.

Dunnillcut created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dunnillcut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dunnillcut, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dunnillcut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dunnillcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Do not listen to music.