Rutpakton is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited ferret.

Rutpakton created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rutpakton, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rutpakton, it will come to you in dreams.

Rutpakton's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rutpakton's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rutpakton.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Rutpakton in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Put Rutpakton first in all things.