Hugliklist Limlatkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing aardvark.

Hugliklist Limlatkan created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugliklist Limlatkan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hugliklist Limlatkan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hugliklist Limlatkan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hugliklist Limlatkan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Never write about asteroids.
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