Rulmilkanhoggenbempangjig
is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, confident
clam
.
Rulmilkanhoggenbempangjig
created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulmilkanhoggenbempangjig
, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Rulmilkanhoggenbempangjig
, he will turn you into a hamster.
Rulmilkanhoggenbempangjig's
most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Rulmilkanhoggenbempangjig's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about moths.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Learn nine new languages a year.
5. Do not hurt aardvarks.
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