Citbignan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical bird.

Citbignan created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbignan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Citbignan, it will curse you with boils.

Citbignan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Citbignan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face gray.

2. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the east.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.