Rullarnlan is a god.
He takes the form of a large, ruthless
wombat.
Rullarnlan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullarnlan, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Rullarnlan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Rullarnlan's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Rullarnlan's Holy Commandments1. Always wear orange.
2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Rullarnlan in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never bounce near whales.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Do not wear iron on your body.