Sityikhog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy dingo.

Sityikhog created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Sityikhog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sityikhog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sityikhog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sityikhog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.