Largsasmig Mappomquart
is a god.
It takes the form of a large, almighty
squid
.
Largsasmig Mappomquart
created light two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Largsasmig Mappomquart
, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Largsasmig Mappomquart
, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Largsasmig Mappomquart's
most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Largsasmig Mappomquart's Holy Commandments
1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Moths are not to be trusted.
4. Never go into yellow rooms.
5. Feed all hungry bats.
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