Tadlipsom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair skunk.

Tadlipsom created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadlipsom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadlipsom, she will be very unhappy.

Tadlipsom's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tadlipsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed bananas to whales while wearing shorts.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.