Dumrulvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humane salamander.

Dumrulvog created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumrulvog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dumrulvog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dumrulvog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dumrulvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.