Govbinfun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic dugong.

Govbinfun created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Govbinfun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Govbinfun, it will remove you from existence.

Govbinfun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Govbinfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must pray to Govbinfun six times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sing near manatees.

5. Do not speak about wheat.