Govbinfun is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic
dugong.
Govbinfun created the cosmos four years ago.
If you believe in
Govbinfun, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Govbinfun, it will remove you from existence.
Govbinfun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Govbinfun's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. You must pray to Govbinfun six times a day.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never sing near manatees.
5. Do not speak about wheat.