Sit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident slug.

Sit created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sit, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.