Bodbepgep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud dryad.

Bodbepgep created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbepgep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodbepgep, he will torture you forever.

Bodbepgep's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bodbepgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bodbepgep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.