Bodbepgep is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, proud
dryad.
Bodbepgep created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodbepgep, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bodbepgep, he will torture you forever.
Bodbepgep's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Bodbepgep's Holy Commandments1. Never go into indigo rooms.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bodbepgep in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.