Bontapged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, conceited wasp.

Bontapged created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bontapged, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bontapged, he will turn you into a duck.

Bontapged's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bontapged's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never talk about foxes.