Bidfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic crow.

Bidfob created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bidfob, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bidfob's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bidfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries on days of mourning.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.