Likripnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy giraffe.

Likripnutt created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likripnutt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Likripnutt, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Likripnutt's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Likripnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your feet mauve.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Likripnutt loves mites, so they must be respected.