Bamnibwod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical otter.

Bamnibwod created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bamnibwod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bamnibwod, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bamnibwod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bamnibwod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Bamnibwod must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never prepare garlic during spring.