Cemhunstragceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, flying jackal.

Cemhunstragceb created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemhunstragceb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cemhunstragceb, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cemhunstragceb's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cemhunstragceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shoes.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cemhunstragceb in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Never hurt bats.