Flabsugtargtar is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful frog.

Flabsugtargtar created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Flabsugtargtar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flabsugtargtar, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flabsugtargtar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Flabsugtargtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Flabsugtargtar must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.