Tettiarphak is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, weak
parrot.
Tettiarphak created silver three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tettiarphak, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tettiarphak, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Tettiarphak's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Tettiarphak's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep nine shrews in a large pit.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.
5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tettiarphak in the centre of the settlement.