Tettiarphak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, weak parrot.

Tettiarphak created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiarphak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettiarphak, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tettiarphak's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tettiarphak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine shrews in a large pit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tettiarphak in the centre of the settlement.