Bidcusskan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, flying lizard.

Bidcusskan created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bidcusskan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bidcusskan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bidcusskan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bidcusskan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet orange.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Feed all hungry swans.
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