Volcebkar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent dragonfly.

Volcebkar created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Volcebkar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Volcebkar, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Volcebkar's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Volcebkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always obey Volcebkar's priests.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.