Cathudrul is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, contented snail.

Cathudrul created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cathudrul, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cathudrul, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cathudrul's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cathudrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Cathudrul must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt voles.