Rantinbam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying goat.

Rantinbam created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rantinbam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rantinbam, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rantinbam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rantinbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight rats in one place.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Never skip near foxes.