Nuttlabsid is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, weak
mongoose.
Nuttlabsid created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttlabsid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nuttlabsid, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Nuttlabsid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Nuttlabsid's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear yellow clothing.
2. Never paint your face purple.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never talk about turtles.