Nurcedhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome frog.

Nurcedhiv created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurcedhiv, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurcedhiv, it will turn you into a tree.

Nurcedhiv's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nurcedhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurcedhiv.