Wipbadhonpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing armadillo.

Wipbadhonpib created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbadhonpib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipbadhonpib, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wipbadhonpib's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wipbadhonpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing west.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.