Hubgenyok Nurlcembudteenkinyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awesome wasp.

Hubgenyok Nurlcembudteenkinyam created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgenyok Nurlcembudteenkinyam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hubgenyok Nurlcembudteenkinyam, she will come to you in dreams.

Hubgenyok Nurlcembudteenkinyam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hubgenyok Nurlcembudteenkinyam's Holy Commandments

1. Hubgenyok Nurlcembudteenkinyam loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing magenta stockings.

5. Always wear blue.