Nurtadwik is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, confident wyrm.

Nurtadwik created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtadwik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurtadwik, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nurtadwik's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nurtadwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurtadwik's priests.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Always look after injured manatees.