Timrullsid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody porpoise.

Timrullsid created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timrullsid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Timrullsid, he will not care at all.

Timrullsid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Timrullsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing black boots and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.

3. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

4. Timrullsid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always stare at clouds.