Bagwikfodtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid ant.

Bagwikfodtaf created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagwikfodtaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagwikfodtaf, she will turn you into a worm.

Bagwikfodtaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bagwikfodtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never talk about dark matter near goats while wearing gray shorts.