Fodmobcib Bomvilxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing finch.

Fodmobcib Bomvilxem created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodmobcib Bomvilxem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fodmobcib Bomvilxem, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fodmobcib Bomvilxem's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fodmobcib Bomvilxem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing orange dresses and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.