Wikflancubdab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fussy ant.

Wikflancubdab created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikflancubdab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikflancubdab, he will not care.

Wikflancubdab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wikflancubdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Wikflancubdab on top of important buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wikflancubdab.

5. Do not drink alcohol.