Ladtif is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful crab.

Ladtif created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtif, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladtif, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ladtif's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ladtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never mention snakes.