Hin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise bird.

Hin created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing turquoise shoes.

5. Never feed lots of apples to foxes while wearing pink corsets.