Gildussbum Bidhimbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humane dog.

Gildussbum Bidhimbad created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gildussbum Bidhimbad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gildussbum Bidhimbad, she will turn you into a worm.

Gildussbum Bidhimbad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gildussbum Bidhimbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.