Quillfumgunhot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented meerkat.

Quillfumgunhot created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quillfumgunhot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quillfumgunhot, she will not care at all.

Quillfumgunhot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quillfumgunhot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quillfumgunhot.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Hide from blue tapirs for they are unholy.