Nurvonbod Davgessyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair horse.

Nurvonbod Davgessyarl created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurvonbod Davgessyarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurvonbod Davgessyarl, she will destroy your home planet.

Nurvonbod Davgessyarl's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurvonbod Davgessyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.