Luncissmin is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent dolphin.
Luncissmin created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Luncissmin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Luncissmin, she will throw large rocks at you.
Luncissmin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Luncissmin's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your face.
2. Never think ill of sick birds.
3. You must pray to Luncissmin five times a day.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not covet oxen.