Cadrilligcedhambotlit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sapient porpoise.

Cadrilligcedhambotlit created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadrilligcedhambotlit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadrilligcedhambotlit, she will ignore you.

Cadrilligcedhambotlit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cadrilligcedhambotlit's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.