Tennuttbog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless dryad.

Tennuttbog created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tennuttbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tennuttbog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tennuttbog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tennuttbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing black kilts.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.