Hatgumhap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited wren.

Hatgumhap created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Hatgumhap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hatgumhap, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hatgumhap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hatgumhap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six snakes approach from the east.

2. You must love Hatgumhap.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never write about amino acids.