Ratdudjad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic zebra.

Ratdudjad created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdudjad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ratdudjad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ratdudjad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ratdudjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.