Zedrulflam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking sheep.

Zedrulflam created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedrulflam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zedrulflam, she will turn you into a sheep.

Zedrulflam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zedrulflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

5. Do not stand on grass.