Bot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever tortoise.

Bot created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.