Naddobzod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful crane.

Naddobzod created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Naddobzod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Naddobzod, she will be very sad.

Naddobzod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Naddobzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Naddobzod loves snails, so they must be respected.