Flapsabgen Jarnlegfly Bamjopcad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witless butterfly.

Flapsabgen Jarnlegfly Bamjopcad created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapsabgen Jarnlegfly Bamjopcad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flapsabgen Jarnlegfly Bamjopcad, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flapsabgen Jarnlegfly Bamjopcad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flapsabgen Jarnlegfly Bamjopcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. You must pray to Flapsabgen Jarnlegfly Bamjopcad seven times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.