Kinhantip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane giraffe.

Kinhantip created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kinhantip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kinhantip, it will turn you into a worm.

Kinhantip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kinhantip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never feed grapes to dolphins while wearing ear rings.

4. Hide from blue pigs for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.