Nellarncat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, happy hummingbird.

Nellarncat created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nellarncat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nellarncat, it will turn you into a snail.

Nellarncat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nellarncat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Do not eat turnips.