Geparntailgar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy human.

Geparntailgar created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Geparntailgar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Geparntailgar, he will turn you into a plant.

Geparntailgar's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Geparntailgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Geparntailgar.