Canvolpog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unjust crow.

Canvolpog created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Canvolpog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Canvolpog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Canvolpog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Canvolpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always obey Canvolpog's priests.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear shorts.