Nurljenleg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, effective badger.

Nurljenleg created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurljenleg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurljenleg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nurljenleg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nurljenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurljenleg's priests.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Always help mites.