Cussfensaw is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing dolphin.

Cussfensaw created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussfensaw, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cussfensaw, he will not care at all.

Cussfensaw's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cussfensaw's Holy Commandments

1. Cussfensaw loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Never paint your back fawn.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never jump in the presence of cats.