Misfebmot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonourable hyena.

Misfebmot created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Misfebmot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Misfebmot, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Misfebmot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Misfebmot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Misfebmot.