Logflagbud is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating mink.

Logflagbud created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logflagbud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logflagbud, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Logflagbud's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Logflagbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about special relativity near voles while wearing mauve kilts.

5. Always help sick ants.