Bogpakcim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody capybara.

Bogpakcim created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogpakcim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogpakcim, it will strike you with lightening.

Bogpakcim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bogpakcim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never leap in the presence of rats.