Dantailster is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever crocodile.

Dantailster created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dantailster, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dantailster, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dantailster's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dantailster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always obey Dantailster's priests.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Never eat bark.