Fossbuslig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, witless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fossbuslig created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossbuslig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fossbuslig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fossbuslig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fossbuslig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fossbuslig loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.